| Eid Mubarak SMS ☻An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones, to be able to break free from our differences, bring joy in other people’s life is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid. ☻Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, and help all amongst us, who are helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak. ☻TID: 09325235235235652. U have recharged Rs.1000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.930.00 Expiry date: 28-11-2014 This is my style for giving Eidi ☻No great verses, No pieces of art. Just two special words straight from the heart. EID MUBARAK. ☻May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK. ☻Please accept my heartfelt felicitation on the auspicious occasion of Eid, wishing you every success, God Bless you and your family. ☻Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes, Especially for you!!! jublications become a past of your eid and your life….! EID MUBARAK ☻Happy Eid Mubarak I know its too early. But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish. So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..! ☻With all the love an sms can hold, and happy wishes too.. This comes to say! May this Eid day be wonderful for you.. ☻Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!” So,n your life all moments bring EID for you…. Wish You…EID MUBARAK ☻I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe. Eid Mubarak… ☻May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak ☻May this… Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness, Eid bring God Endless Blessings, Eid bring fresh love… EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes. ☻Here comes the day, once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shining up bright And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful. Shining down on the earth wishing us Eid Mubarak ☻May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK ☻Look Outside… It’s so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you… Trees Dancing for you… Birds singing for you… Because I requested them All to wish You **..*EID MUBARAK*..** ☻Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the achievements that make you happiest. The ideals you beleive in, the dream you love the best Eid Mubarak ☻All that is in the heavens and the earth glorifieth Allah; and He is the Mighty, the Wise. The Holy Quran [ 57:1] Eid Mubarak to You. ☻Lonesome without u, Each n every moments. When i am alone I close my eyes n think of u N thoughts of ur love warms Me inside n makes me smile. miss you a lot. eid mubarak. ☻The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua's is all i request and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!! "Eid Mubarak" ☻Its more than just an Eid wish, more than a message too. For it comes with warm and loving thouts because it’s meant for you. ☻May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
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☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear! ☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget... ☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? ☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! ☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. ☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness ☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. ☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! ☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever... ☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!! ☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! ☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! ☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! ☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... ☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you ☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you ☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. ☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special. ☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. ☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. ☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me... ☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!! ☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you! ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you! ☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? ☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... ☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. ☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. ☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart. ☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true ☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! ☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever .... ☻I love you! From the earth till the moon! ☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! ☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you ☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain! ☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you. ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx ☻Love is forever, only the partners change... ☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you ☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow ☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life ☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.... ☻Love is....... to love more and more each day.... ☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most ☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!! ☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you. ☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss ☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!! ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! ☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted. ☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever! ☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!! ☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight... ☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you! ☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me. ☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you! ☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.. ☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! ☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you ! ☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me! ☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...! ☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say ☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life ☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! ☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you! ☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world ☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back ! ☻The world is so more beautiful with you around! ☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory. ☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition. ☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal. ☻Real love is the history of enormous patience. ☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret. (\_/) (=.=) (")(") ☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses... ☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come... ☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else ☻Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you ☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you ☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx ☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry. ☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end.. ☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession ☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips. ☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day ! ☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ? ☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you! ☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine. ☻-<-@ A rose for you Because I love you ☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you ☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!! ☻I love you so much ! ☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides. ☻Love is ... being married to your best friend. ☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence. ☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear! ☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE ! ☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven. ☻Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love. ☻I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care. ☻When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart. ☻When you left, my world turned upside down ☻I love you more than all the tea in China. ☻I'll love you till the end! And then some. ☻If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction. ☻If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer. ☻The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you. ☻A day without your love is a day without life. ☻I can't think of anything but you. ☻I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me. ☻You're the best thing since God made men. ☻You're the best thing since God made women. ☻You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine. ☻The only love worthy of a name is unconditional. ☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU! ☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!' ☻When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us ☻True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.. ☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me. ☻Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you... ☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile.... ☻Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R... ☻1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together! ☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU ! ☻Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure... ☻Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You... ☻Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU! ☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about. ☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on. ☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear! ☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget... ☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? ☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! ☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. ☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness ☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. ☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! ☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever... ☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!! ☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! ☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! ☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! ☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... ☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you ☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you ☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. ☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special. ☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. ☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. ☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me.. ☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ☻No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. ☻Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. ☻To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ☻Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. ☻Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. ☻Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ☻The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. ☻Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ☻To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ☻Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. ☻There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. ☻Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. ☻Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason. ☻In all your remembering, remember that you have choices. ☻Though many people will go in and out of your heart only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang on. ☻It isn't what happens in your life that matters most, it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it. ☻They say forgive and forget, but if someone is worth forgiving then you'll never forget them. ☻The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. ☻Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you ☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. ☻The words are easy when the language is love ☻If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do? ☻A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" ☻A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i ☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!! ☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you! ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you! ☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? ☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... ☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. ☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. ☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart. ☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true ☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! ☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever .... ☻I love you! From the earth till the moon! ☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! ☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you ☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain! ☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you. ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx ☻Love is forever, only the partners change... ☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you ☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow ☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life ☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.... ☻Love is....... to love more and more each day.... ☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most ☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!! ☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you. ☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss ☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!! ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! ☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues. ☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life? ☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! ☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception. ☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be. ☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties! ☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions. ☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! ☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things. ☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend ! ☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! ☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! ☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us ☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever ☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you ☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! ☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... ☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! ☻U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u... ☻Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other. ☻If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me... ☻Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U... ☻The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever.. ☻it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place. ☻t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl. ☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let them go. ☻Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me! ☻FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see. but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!! ☻everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around. ☻Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits... ☻If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U". ☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go. ☻I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you... ☻the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all worthwhile. ☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U.. why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I LUV U! ☻i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat no one else can. ☻ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU... ☻not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least expect me 2. ☻dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem... kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!! ☻Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........ ☻if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had... ☻id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all ☻If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever. ☻if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop wen it's tym for me to "GO". . ☻y hide ur elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser is... LOVE ☻i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever... ☻my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! ☻u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd d thigs u dnt want 2 feel. ☻U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Adult SMS ☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! ☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy. ☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged ☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck ☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. ☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. ☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? ☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock ☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Riddle / Puzzle SMS ☻Do Reply to Question Qusetion: How to determine if some one is in true Love with you Ans??? ☻What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase? (remain as same as at the time of Birth) ☻Do u think u can answer…. Question: 4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge… Reply The Answer. ☻Complete this Sentence: “I always wanted to tell U that ………….” Text Me back with the Answer & Forward to see what Others Text U Rply is Must. ☻Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. ☻In This World, We Have Only POSTMEN ! But, No POSTWOMEN ! Why?? Think ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Yes B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY ☻Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. ☻Interesting confusions: 1. Can you cry under water.? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty.? 3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.? 4. What do you call a male lady bird.? 5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.? 6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.? ☻Choose any number below, I will tell about your personality I will give you answer after your reply 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 00 Reply is must. ☻For India its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Afghanistan its Afg. For Argentina its Arg. For Germany its Ger. Then what’s for Brazil and London ? ☻This is a smart test, try 2 solve it R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r a genius. It’s only 1 word. Solve n reply ☻Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye. Teacher: Right! Then turns to the girl: Listen girl your thinking is wrong and your expectations are too high. ☻This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means: LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS. GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW answer=” I MISS YOU” ☻I am made of 5 letters, If you remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If you remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???! HAIR AIR - - - - - - Answer : CHAIR ☻The Fishermen love me. But doctors hate me. Kids want 2 eat me. I am a 13 letter word, Who am I? Hint _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_ Answer=Chathuringmes ☻Fill these blanks with Yes or No….. 1._______________ I don’t have a brain. 2._______________ I don’t sense. 3. _______________ I am stupid. 4._______________ I am not a human. Try to fill. ☻When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! ☻Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump! ☻A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? ☻Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ? Mom/dad ? -No Husband/Wife ? -No Friends ? -No | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Love Jokes
☻ If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer. ☻you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily. ☻Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!! ☻Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver. ☻You need Money to call someone Honey. ☻My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends. ☻We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ? Because their both hands are free. ☻Definitions : Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Funny SMS ☻Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . ! “imagine I am in jail what you think that What crime I had done” Reply must. . . ☻Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ☻Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don”t worry I don”t cry, I”m just happy that cows can”t fly! ☻If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! ☻It’s very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but It’s very difficult to find a sweet person. but I salute you. that you find me. ☻Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. ☻Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid…. ☻Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth ☻What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW… ☻Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist. ☻Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! yours lovingly “MOSQUITO” ☻A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... ☻Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !! ☻Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". ☻World ’s shortest jokes: 2 Women sitting quietly! 2 pathan playing chess! GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more?! U r so beautiful ☻An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. ☻Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ☻Calendar of Love January = Rose February = Propose March = Gift April = Lift May = Chatting June = Dating July = Miss August = Kiss September = Marriage October = Broke up November = Rest December = Next Have a nice year ahead. ☻Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. ☻Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . . . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open ☻Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Why don’t you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns. ☻Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! ☻Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." ☻In the corridor of a government office was a sign board reading “Don’t make any noise.” Someone added the following words “Otherwise, we might wake up” ☻Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. ☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ☻A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one! ☻Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. ☻Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! ☻Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”. ☻It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. ☻Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls? ☻There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again. ☻A chines couple, Mr Hua & Mrs Hua got twin babies after marriage. They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua. Next year they got one more baby. They named Ye-Kia-Hua ☻Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. ☻Announcement in a university: “Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…” 20 minutes later: “Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…” ☻Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! ☻Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife… ☻Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting TWINS TWINS ☻A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition. ☻Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. ☻A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. Dad asked: how did u feel? He replied: Dad it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me Moral: Take everything positively ☻Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good! ☻Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me SMS? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don’t you sending SMS. ☻What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p ☻age of drinks; 1 to 3 milk 3 to 8 cerelac 9 to 13 horlicks 14 to 25 bear 26 to 40 whisky 41 to 60 tonic after 60 anytime “GANGA JAL ☻Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . . . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity. ☻Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe ☻LOVE V/S EXAM LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind ☻One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great..! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab ☻A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire… ☻Patient: Please don’t give me the injection. I’m afraid of it’s pain. Doctor: Don’t worry!! I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!! ☻Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me. ☻Funny Definitions Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy Wife: Worries Invited For Ever ☻Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also… ☻A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study ☻He+She= Love. He+She+Love=Marriage. He+She+Love+Marriage=Child. He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family. AND He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem. So my dear friend Be careful. ☻Hi all, Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply. But reply me 1st ☻A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad…! No money,No fun. Your son! 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