Funny Halloween Costumes Men's X-Ray Machine Halloween Costume
costume includes: foam costume body piece with printed x-ray showing beer, male enhancement pills and bruised and broken bones. mens standard size.
●►Lawyer Joke
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
costume includes: foam costume body piece with printed x-ray showing beer, male enhancement pills and bruised and broken bones. mens standard size.
●►Lawyer Joke
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
●► Relationship With God
70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results.
Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?"
May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali!
●► The worlds most funny dog video.....
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●► An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping aro...
●► A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"
●► One day Kyle’s dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ‘Son why are you late from school?’ Kyle answered, ‘Dad, we had extra classes today’. Much to his astonishment the... robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face.
His dad told him, ‘Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?’ ‘Dad, I went to a movie’ ‘Which movie?’ ‘The Ten Commandments’ Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the ! robot. ‘Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen’.
‘Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved’ Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing the last sentence, Kyle’s mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, ‘After all he is YOUR son!!!’ To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle’s mother a resounding slap on her face!
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After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you... got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you fo...
